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    June 24

    mad as cheese

    mad

    hot day

    all the windows open

    the whole evening wasted

    in wait of a poem didn't show

    and the dog trod soil on the carpet

    in from the green

    house

     

    see a cool cat or a model reposed in the shape of these words?

     

     

                                        ( mad as cheese by Philip Johnson )

    June 19

    FFS lets end rip off Britain

     

    I think government really do have to rethink the purpose of the welfare state as it seems so wrong to me that some can get while others can’t.  no wonder nationalism is on the rise?

     

    Hospitals struggling to budget make charges for car parking which hurt especially those on limited incomes and pension while societies assholes waste resources hand over fist result of drink, drugs and thuggery.  Why do the innocent have to subsidize the feckless every single time?  CHARGE THE WASTREL

     

    Next, we are told we must work together to get out of hard times – and yet government turns a blind eye on mass dismissal while MPs can get away with claiming expenses on duck ponds and houses and phantom mortgages even pornography (where joe public would be jailed for benefit fraud) and they feel it perfectly okay to carry on in post up to the next election?  Its a bloody disgrace and they should be ashamed of themselves!  GIVE THOSE REDUNDANT DUE RESPECT AND EMPLOY THEM IN COMMUNITY IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS RATHER THAN LEAVE THEM AND THE COUNTRY TO ROT

     

    Don’t get anal – lighten up.  Adopt the philosophy of FISH:  http://www.charthouse.com/content.aspx?nodeid=1066

    June 17

    National Write a Poem about the News Day!

     

    National Write a Poem about the News Day!
    Wednesday 24th June


    The news can be poetry
    and poetry can be news.
    Feel like you can't do anything about what's going on in the news?
    Writing a poem about it could be empowering and enlightening.
    Feel like poetry's not relevant to the world today?
    Use the vast amount of material in the news to inspire your words.


    Let's get it happening in classrooms, bedrooms, newsrooms...
    Add your poem to the snapshot of the day being created at
    poetryasithappens.wordpress.com
    or email kate.fox@virgin.net
    Tweet to twitter.com/katefoxwriter


    (Part of a special commission by the Humber Mouth Literary Festival
    to Kate Fox; www.humbermouth.org.uk) 

    http://47thmoon.spaces.live.com/
    May 29

    No Moral Bankruptcy

    My partner and I have seen some lovely cottages out in the countryside.  Yet, despite the fact that we are both  working and Gordon Brown promised that “work should always pay” we are unable to afford so much as a gate post there.  So, before we cast our votes accordingly, could the Parliamentary Fees Department make appropriate arrangements, please?

    May 07

    **Morning News Item:**

     

    **Morning News Item:**

     

        HM Forces back release of a new soldier doll:

        you buy it
        it has a chord
        when you pull on it
        it curses the elements
        allusion of a career for life
        the doll is white and male

        HM Forces promise coloured
        and female versions later

     

    **Mid Day Talk Show:**

        this afternoon some fool demanded the UK bring back
        National Service - "stop em turning into yobs
        make men of em"

     

    ** Make Men Of The Women (ack,ack, ack)? **

        Got me thinking of the real world and the number of homeless
        and how so many of them are ex forces:

        "feckin bustards
        give em a gun and attitude
        and a pair a khacki stinkin pants
        then have em discharged

        where city boys on coke an big bonus payment
        leavin the night clubs piss on rough sleepers

        where council cleansing department turns out at dawn
        to swill out shop doorways before business begins:

     

        The HM Forces Doll Sale
        Starts Today

    images

    In The Big Wood

    In The Big Wood

    Marbury Country Park

     

    perched

    on the trunk of a fallen tree

    overlooking the mere

     

    and

    captured

    in my mind’s eye

     

    as

    it supped

    from the bowl

    of a leaf

     

    ( apparition caught while out walking the dogs there: 12th April 2009 )

    February 19

    Talking about The Chocolate Oracle Says You're Creative

     

    Quote

    The Chocolate Oracle Says You're Creative

    You are unique, creative, and fascinating.
    You don't do what's expected of you.
    You go for what's unknown and uncharted.

    You are full of life and vigor.
    You have an amazing amount energy, and you keep very active.
    Some people feel like you can't focus on them. You do tend to be restless

    You love working, making deals, and succeeding. You like to be a part of the action.
    You feel lost when you're bored. There's little more fulfilling that your career.

    The Chocolate Oracle

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    October 05

    the electronic whisperers are probably spreading the word

    well away from home and neighbours
    I purchased a book I found while browsing
    through one of many charity shops


    buried it deep in a supermarket carrier bag
    then tucked it under my arm so no-one could guess.

    even then each move I make is followed (cctv)
    and the electronic whisperers are probably

    spreading the news

    Johnson's reading poetry

    Johnson's scribbled on the fly
    the secret is out

     

    JOHNSON'S A POET!

    October 02

    A&E Saturday Night

     

    A & E  

    Saturday night.

     

    Men's Room.

     

    The hostility of an angry fist smeared blood

    lines on a canvas of clear skin

     

    The bridge of the nose is lost

     

    Its appalling darkness

    abhors

     

    A second later I find myself apparently falling face first

     

    into a fragment of glass on puce colored floor

    lying just beneath the sink

    September 29

    James always had a quotation for me whatever the subject. I am glad to have met him.

     

     

    Gentleman Jim.

    drawn to applause from a blackbird's wings
    I watched the thing leap from its perch
    and fly

     

    first fist of soil dropped

     

    until it turned into a pinpoint
    and then dissolved

     

    like fading embers of a spark.

     

    my eyes see a soul on its journey
    outward


    never looking back

     

     

     

    .

    September 05

    Barbie Has A Yen

     

    Capitalist gal

     

    with make up offer

    from Chinese

     

    too good for refuse

     

    Wants

     

    new boy with red in his pencil

    thank you kindry,

    sir.

     

    kiss kiss

    September 03

    all from my head

    These few letters

    and as many numbers

    as letters

     

    and letters and numerals together

    in endless code

     

    and combination

     

    are enough to purchase entrance

    to Fort Knox

     

    laid in the right order.

     

    So, why can't I find a poem

    cheap as chips?                                                                             

    August 30

    Whoohoo, a free CD from The Poetry Trust

     

    arrived today and as I listened to Helen Dunmore read "Wild Strawberries" my imagination was ignited and I struck this:

    .

    Me And My Lady Sport (haw haw)!

     

    Saturday, April 07 at Aintree.

    The last of my spends laid on the omen of the lass’s knickers
    hung on a "Silver Birch."

    the two of us wandered away from the tic tack man and crowd

    for a smooch and a tipple under shelter of a hedge we found
    next to a ditch.

    A little after four o’clock

    the rumble of approaching thunder                                                                    disturbed us

    Our sunshine was eclipsed by a flight of horses

    The splash of some unseated jockey tumbled
    into the water.

    How startled he looked as he hauled himself out

    The bottle we put to cool in there
    corked his ass.

    .

    August 29

    Mad as cheese for it )(

    I'll work with anyone me

     

    and they know it

    so they put me with her

    weekends

     

    on the night shift

     

    her non stop jabber

    in my ears

     

    I could scream

     

    well

    everyone else

    has issues

    with her

     

    mind

     

    once she bends

    to pick up and tidy stuff

    mine are lost

    August 22

    The Penhallow Hotel

     

    they demolished it

    destroyed by fire

    unsafe

     

    enough already believed to have perished

     

    discovered and drawn

    from the rubble with teeth intact

    a jaw bone

     

    half in suspension of disbelief

     

    *

    *

    **http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/6957136.stm

    August 21

    wasis?

    he offers me drugs

    all sorts

    buttaspeshally

    drugs to make my willy swell

                 

                   Ripper U Spanniel

    what does he think I do?

                           (Watt A Beast)

    August 12

    this is a poem of place

     

    this is a poem of place

    indeed

    once the shops have closed
    this is no place

    where the hoodies hang out until late

    no place
    with nothing
    to do

    where without interest

    we elect our dead to endless council
    slowly to weave us bones and all into a cobweb quilt work
    of sub committee anti chambers

     

    come

     

    take up a place here
    and quietly crumble

    to dust

     

     

    hey, my doodah just blew up!

     

    shreds

     

    torn apart

    like a banana burst

    fragments of it splayed

     

    out from my hand

     

    my ears swell to the magic mega cock monkey crow

    as I scan again

     

    their wonder pill pact

     

     

     

    --------------------------------------------

    August 10

    found in spam

     

    e-card from a friend

    her boyfriend's dick is too large

    more pleasure for me

    August 07

    just like a child

     

    the slippers you bought lie together

    under uncle's comfy chair

     

    half covered by the gift wrap

     

    so much more amused by the cardboard roll

    from which the wrap was unwound

     

    uncle puts it to his lips

     

    and blows raspberries to greet anyone

    entering his space

     

    a cheesy grin (((the real gift))) is flashed